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Seven kinds of crap

And that being the case, and since you, Captain, are invading our country by night, under cover of darkness, and I am a humble civilian, I think there's no rule to stop me from beating seven kinds of crap out of you until you tell me why you came here and when the rest of your mates are going to arrive. And that may take some time, sir, because up until now I have only discovered five types of crap.

— Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment, Sgt. Jackrum

I Just Want to See if I Can Steal Them

GM: Why on earth would you want his pants?
Rogue: I don't want them, I just want to see if I can steal them.
GM: Okay, Make your roll.
Rogue: *rolls*
GM: You now have his pants.

— "The Gamers"

The Guide on Towels

A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.

— Douglas Adams, Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Famous Last Words

It's only an Ancient Green Dragon, guys, we can take it!

Giga-what?

One point twenty-one gigawatts?! What was I thinking?

— Doctor Emmett Brown; Back to the Future part 1

Overreacting

He wasn't gonna' bite you!

— Said one PC to the other after a powerful vampire is vanquished.

Keep Going

If you're going through hell, keep going.

— Winston Churchill

BOOMSTICK!

Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This…is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12 gauge double barreled Remington, S-mart's top of the line...you can find this in the sporting goods department...that's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan, retails for about $109.95, got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger.

— Ash; Army of Darkness

Vimes on Nations

...You take a bunch of people who don't seem much different from you and me, but when you add them together you get this sort of huge raving maniac with national borders and an anthem

— Terry Pratchett (Vimes)(Monstrous Regiment)

Metal Gear

You've heard of the missing link between humans and apes, well this tank will be the missing link between artillery and infantry -- a sort of 'Metal Gear'

— Granin ; Metal Gear Soid 3

The Box #1

I dunno. I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.

— "Snake" ; Metal Gear Solid 3

Make and Unmake

"There's nothing more important to a soldier than his eyes; you made him and now you can un-make him!"

— Volgin; Metal Gear Solid 3