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Zork

By Zeta Thompson

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

— Tim Anderson, Mark, Blank, Bruce Daniels and Dave Lebling


Published in PC / Console Games, High Fantasy

Seen on a T-shirt

By Zeta Thompson

Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder. The rest of the party is in its stomach.

— unknown


Published in Dungeons and Dragons, Fantasy

Someday

By Zeta Thompson

I dream of the day when I will learn to stop asking questions for which I will regret learning the answers.

— Roy Greenhilt (Rich Burlew - The Order of the Stick)


Published in Dungeons and Dragons, High Fantasy

A Matter of Perspective

By Zeta Thompson

Those born to the light have no idea how great the dark is.

— Shawn White


Published in Dungeons and Dragons, Fantasy

Cultural Differences

By Zeta Thompson

Devils bend the rules, demons break them.

— Unknown


Published in Dungeons and Dragons, Fantasy

Overheard in a game

By Zeta Thompson

O.J's flee would have never worked under 2nd edition rules.


Published in Dungeons and Dragons

Life Long Companions

By Zeta Thompson

Dark elves are courteous, urbane folk, and can be very amiable companions when they have no pressing reason to kill you.

— Unknown


Published in Dungeons and Dragons, Fantasy