RPG Hearth quotes

Zork

Wed, 21 May 2008 05:28:28 -0400

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

— Tim Anderson, Mark, Blank, Bruce Daniels and Dave Lebling

Seen on a T-shirt

Wed, 21 May 2008 05:06:56 -0400

Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder. The rest of the party is in its stomach.

— unknown

Someday

Wed, 21 May 2008 05:06:56 -0400

I dream of the day when I will learn to stop asking questions for which I will regret learning the answers.

— Roy Greenhilt (Rich Burlew - The Order of the Stick)

A Matter of Perspective

Wed, 21 May 2008 05:01:06 -0400

Those born to the light have no idea how great the dark is.

— Shawn White

Cultural Differences

Wed, 21 May 2008 05:01:06 -0400

Devils bend the rules, demons break them.

— Unknown

Overheard in a game

Wed, 21 May 2008 04:45:03 -0400

O.J's flee would have never worked under 2nd edition rules.

More from Doctor Who

Sun, 11 May 2008 18:34:57 -0400

Doctor Who: "Where's your spirit of adventure, hm?"

Ian: "It died a slow and painful death when those bats came out of the rafters."

— From: "The Chase"

Doctor Who Says...

Sun, 11 May 2008 18:33:24 -0400

I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.

— The Doctor, in "The Edge of Destruction"

Dr. Who Says...

Sun, 11 May 2008 18:31:21 -0400

I tolerate this century but I don't enjoy it.

— The Doctor, in "An Unearthly Child"

Life Long Companions

Sat, 25 Aug 2007 01:11:46 -0400

Dark elves are courteous, urbane folk, and can be very amiable companions when they have no pressing reason to kill you.

— Unknown

Creators

Sat, 28 Jul 2007 02:46:19 -0400

The creators may die, but the game lives on.

— Digital Doom
quote for Shadowrun after FASA went under and FanPro bought the rights to it.

Writing

Sat, 14 Apr 2007 09:25:57 -0400

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.

— Robert Heinlein

We've All Seen This

Tue, 27 Feb 2007 16:47:10 -0500

No plan ever survives contact with the enemy.

— Napolean Bonaparte

Love or Practicality?

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 15:02:50 -0500

Lister: Love is what seperates us from animals
Rimmer: No, Lister. What seperates us from animals is that we don't use our tongues to clean our own genitals.

— Red Dwarf (BBC)

Different...

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 15:00:02 -0500

I owe Mr.Lister everything sir, if it wasn't for him, I'd be normal.

— Kryten - Red Dwarf (BBC)